A Subtly Human DiscourseMarch 19th 2009 A Subtly Human Discourse of Language and History, the Wholly Beneficial Arts First delving into the world of writing. To all the naysayers: this will work. And why not? To clarify, it really isn’t the first delving into creative writing; it started in grade school with a story of witches, volcanoes and shacks. Perhaps I will revisit that one day. Not sure though, the story’s been lost. I can just remember my mother reading it with tears of joy. Perhaps proud of the mastery of the English language contained within. Regardless, this is a story with seemingly no plot, random events drawn together by the mereA Subtly Human Discourse
Johnny Omnicide6/26/2008 3:14 pm Johnny ÖmnicideJohnny Omnicide
Emerging from the crypt of undead barons only conceived in the imagination of a dozen D&D addicts, Johnny Ömnicide came out victorious amidst the billowing clouds of smoke from his restless gun barrels. Normally, any human would have trouble traversing the mounds of corpses that strew the entrance to the crypt, however, this problem came up with frightening regularity for Johnny Ömnicide and, as such, had a shovel attached to the bayonet attachment of his gun for just such a purpose. Clearing away mounds of undead, which had now become fully dead, Johnny Ömnicide c
Holy Shit an Update?!
Optimism
lol where you been at fool? thinkin you're too gtowny for the rest of us back in SC?
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I guess >.x
WHAT HAPPENED TO MAH EYE! >.x
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If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.
98% of teens have been drunk or high. Post this in your signature if you like bagels.
Robert: Biff, we all know you're in denial. Why don't you just go back to KFC and squirt more gravy.
Biff: AAAAAH GUYZ STAWP IT. ITZ A SENSITIVE AREA!!!!1 I RED IT AWN COLLEGE WEBSITEZ!!!!1
Vally: lol
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What other mexican food should we use? Burrito? Enchilada? Chaulpa?
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Dick: GRRRRR, GEORGE, WE'RE ON TV
Ted Stevens: Uhhhh George, did you remember to unclog your intertubes?
George: They're clogged again?
Dick: [Slaps Ted in the face] Shut up, don't tell him about the CNN LIBERAL MEDIA!!!!
Ted: Uhhhh Oooooh I'm not that feeble!
All: ...
Ted: Oh wait, yes I am.
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YOU FILL IN THE REST LOLOLOLOL
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